Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Supreme Court upholds freedom of speech


From The Onion:WASHINGTONIn a decisive as well as coarse 7-2 ruling, a U.S. Supreme Court once again upheld a constitution's First Amendment this week, calling a leisure of expression among a most "inalienable as well as critical rights which a motherfucker can have."

"It is a opinion of this court which a right to verbalise without censorship or fear of intimidation is elemental to a full of health democracy," Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wrote for a majority. "Furthermore, a court finds which a right to say whatever a ruin we want, whenever a ruin we want, is not usually a first tenet, though stays necessary to a one after another success of this nation."

Added Ginsburg, "In short, leisure of debate equates to a leisure of fucking speech, we ignorant cocksuckers."

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