Friday, July 30, 2010

Spaceballs

Helmet Keanu in Spaceballs
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Atypical mullet of the day: business on the top, party on the sides


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Steve Carrell vs. Zach Galifianakis

Steve Carrell is Zach's guest on Funny or Die's Between Two Fernsand he's, talking about his arriving film Dinner for Schmucks. And other stuff too.


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University websites


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Some Michael Jordan facts

From back in a day:


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Evolution of Natalie Portman's hair


More celebrity hair evolutions: 12 Celebrity Hair Evolutions

Chicken has identity issues


My Penguin Chicken:Meet Mumble - a chicken that thinks he's a penguin. Farmer Lu Xi said that he got a confused bird as a chicky - but instead of scratching in a belligerent as good as flying up to a roost to roost during night - Mumble walks around a coop only similar to a penguin waddling from side to side.

Lu said: "He only has small wings as good only similar to a penguin that he sticks out when he walks. I guess that's because he never flies."
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Helmet Keanu gif

Recursive Helmet Keanu holding itself is recursive.


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Funky dancing policeman of the day: this Swedish policeman

In a dancing contest, we will very expected be outdanced by this dancing policeman:


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Animated gif of the day: Fail running stick horse


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Lara Croft street name


Lara Croft Way opens in Derby:A highway declared after a heroine of a Tomb Raider video games has non-stop in Derby.

Lara Croft Way is part of a city's brand new 36.2m middle ring highway system written to improve trade flow.

The name was selected from a shortlist by public vote, with 89% of those polled opting for a impression devised by Derby-based diversion studio Core Design.

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It's 3 meerkats.

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Warren G. and Nate Dogg's "Regulate" synopsis on Wikipedia

Epic Wikipedia rap song summary is epic:On a cool, clear night (typical to Southern California) Warren G travels through his neighborhood, acid for women with whom he might initiate sexual intercourse. He has chosen to engage in this office alone.

Nate Dogg, having only arrived in Long Beach, seeks Warren. Ironically, Nate passes a automobile full of women who have been vehement to see him. He insists to a women which there is no means for excitement.

Warren makes a left at 21st Street as well as Lewis Ave, where he sees a organisation of young group enjoying a game of bones together. He parks his automobile as well as greets them. He is vehement to find people to play with, but to his chagrin, he discovers they intend to relieve him of his element possessions. Once a hopeful thieves reveal their firearms, Warren realizes he is in a considerable predicament.

Meanwhile, Nate passes a women, as they have been low upon his list of priorities. His primary regard is locating Warren. After curtly casting away a strumpets (whose seductiveness in Nate was such which they crashed their automobile), he serendipitously stumbles upon his friend, Warren G, being hold up by a young miscreants.

Warren, unaware which Nate is surreptitiously watching a scene unfold, is in disbelief which he's being robbed. The perpetrators have taken jewelry as well as a name brand engineer watch from Warren, who is so incredulous which he asks what else a robbers intend to steal. This is many expected a controversial question.

Observing these unfortunate proceedings, Nate realizes which he might have to make use of his firearm to deliver his crony from harm.

The tension crescendos as a robbers point their guns to Warren's head. Warren senses a gravity of his situation. He cannot believe a events unfolding could occur in his own neighborhood. As he imagines himself evading in a surreal fashion, he catches a glimpse of his friend, Nate.
Read a rest: Regulate (song) - Wikipedia, a free thesaurus - Synopsis

Helmet Keanu monitor companion


Print, fold, tape.

Previously: Sad Keanu guard companion

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They rapin' everbody out here...

Rape plant brother and Internet viral person of a moment, Antoine Dodson, speaks upon a news:


Some Icelandic animals

According to Hugleikur Dagsson:

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Serial newsbomber of the day

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His name is Paul Yarrow as well as he is making pointless appearances all over a news in Britain. He's been on BBC, Channel 4, ITV, SKY as well as Al Jazeera. And he's wearing a same tip each time.


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WTF Amazon product of the day


It's the Parent Child Testing Product, if you couldn't figure that out already. And it's flattering cheap too: $25,035.98 for the 15-pack, as well as $10,035.98 for the 5-pack. The product outline says: "Testing product, do not purchase. Please see alternative products below."

And if you're still in doubt about what it is as well as what it's good for, there are alternative pictures of it. Also, a little patron reviews.

Social Media Monopoly

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Bjrk talks about her TV

From a archives: Icelandic thespian and low thinker Bjrk tries to answer a question "fuckin' televisions, how do they work?"


Thursday, July 29, 2010

Today, in headlines that write themselves


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Morgan Freeman loved to take a bath in a casket

From a archives: Morgan Freeman as Count Dracula upon The Electric Company.


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70's Star Trek with kids

A couple of kids from Cape Cod make the Star Trek fan movie in 1978. thirty years later, the video was redubbed as well as uploaded to Youtube.


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Oh shit, not again


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Snoop Dogg is hanging with a sea lion


@ San Diego Sea World this past weekend.

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Cute animal video of the day: Carnitas the little piglet

The cuteness of Carnitas, the small Juliana mini paunch will melt your heart.


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Titanic 2 trailer

Titanic 2: Bigger, badder, cheaper. Coming in August.


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Coolest bench ever


Bender is examination you, etc.

Situated in Fletcher Moss park, Manchester, UK.

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A gallery of dads catching foul balls while holding babies videos

A Deadspin original:


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Neverending moonwalk


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Marijuana on the streets of NYC


Picture taken in East Village, upon Brooklyn and Union Square. Whose plant is this?

Marijuana Found Growing Wild On East Village Sidewalk

Kid's day at the zoo ruined


4-year-old little Geoffrey here came to zoo to see cold animals, such as lions, puma, as well as bears, though a girls wasted all his time seeing only peaceful animals.

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Blending in

Public travel in America:


*Japan

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Airplane pilot prank goes wrong, yet right


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Cute animal video of the day #2: sleeping puppy

OMG! Jack Russell puppy, how lovable is this?


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Yo dawg pizza


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Hey look, what is that?


Oh, shi-

It's the Cyclocosmia

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Comic superhero of the day: Foreskin Man


Foreskin Man to the rescue:Frustrated by societys failure to protect the most exposed citizens, Foreskin Man has taken up the quarrel agains masculine genital mutilation.

Aided by the energy of his technologically advanced plasma boots, Foreskin Man flies on top of the city to hunt down criminals who cut tthe genitals of trusting boys.

It is the emergence of the brand new era. Circumcisers, beware!
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Strong North Korean web design is strong

Today, in WTF HTML coding: observation the source of The Official Webpage of The Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK):


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iPhone popcorn maker app

Yes, it can:


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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Punishment


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Sex facts

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How much the war costs you


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Alibi prices


Seen during the club of the burger joint.

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Fffffffuuuuuuu emotion chart


And how do you feel today?

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Justin Bieber Segway getaway

Justin Bieber is perplexing to escape an crazed mob of teenage fans. His equates to of transportation is not of most help.


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Kick-ass goal celebration of the day

Only in Iceland: Halldor Orri and his associate team friends from Stjarnan, celebrate scoring the goal from the penalty flog in the diversion against Fylkir.


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Fanboy license plate of the day

3P0 R2D2 permit plate
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Frogger


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Zebra + donkey = ?


Zenkey? Donbra? The guys from Chestatee Wildlife Preserve, where it was born, call it the 'zedonk'.It turns out, the zebra/donkey romance has been many years in the making, though somehow the twin managed to keep it the secret. "The animals have been using (in the fields) together for some-more than 40 years, though this is the first time which this has happened here," says the preserve's founder. "We never suspected which they (had mated), so it was utterly the surprise when the zedonk was born."

While the mating may have been the well-kept secret, there's small poser about which characteristics the baby zedonk inherited from her zebra father and which came from her dickey mother. With the particular black stripes of the zebra on her legs and face, and the slight conduct of the donkey, the wildlife preserve's newest resident looks to be the undiluted hybrid.
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How much rappers make per appearance

The Young, Black as well as Fabulous has put together a top. Here is the tip of which top:


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Dog is mowing the lawn

It's a dog. And it's mowing the lawn.


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Youtube easter egg: snake game

Youtube right away offers a lizard game to play whilst you're watchful for a video to load, or whilst a video is playing as well as we find it as well boring. Just reason down a left key upon your keyboard whilst you're upon a Youtube video page as well as a lizard will appear upon a video area. Here's a ebullient video (you'll need to turn your volume up to hear what this guy is saying):


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Worst asterisk ever


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70's Star Trek with kids

A couple of kids from Cape Cod make the Star Trek fan film in 1978. 30 years later, the video was redubbed and uploaded to Youtube.


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Youtube easter egg: snake game

Youtube now offers a lizard diversion to fool around whilst you're waiting for a video to load, or whilst a video is personification as well as we find it as well boring. Just hold down a left key upon your keyboard whilst you're upon a Youtube video page as well as a lizard will appear upon a video area. Here's a demonstrative video (you'll need to turn your volume up to listen to what this man is saying):


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Worst asterisk ever


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Zebra + donkey = ?


Zenkey? Donbra? The guys from Chestatee Wildlife Preserve, where it was born, call it a 'zedonk'.It turns out, a zebra/donkey intrigue has been most years in a making, though somehow a twin managed to keep it a secret. "The animals have been using (in a fields) together for some-more than 40 years, though this is a initial time that this has happened here," says a preserve's founder. "We never suspected that they (had mated), so it was utterly a surprise when a zedonk was born."

While a mating may have been a well-kept secret, there's little mystery about that characteristics a baby zedonk hereditary from her zebra father as well as that came from her dickey mother. With a distinctive black stripes of a zebra on her legs as well as face, as well as a narrow conduct of a donkey, a wildlife preserve's newest proprietor looks to be a perfect hybrid.
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Kick-ass goal celebration of the day

Only in Iceland: Halldor Orri and his associate group mates from Stjarnan, celebrate scoring the idea from the penalty kick in the diversion opposite Fylkir.


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Punishment


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Fanboy license plate of the day

3P0 R2D2 permit plate
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Frogger


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Justin Bieber Segway getaway

Justin Bieber is trying to escape an crazed mob of teenage fans. His equates to of travel is not of much help.


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Sex facts

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Fffffffuuuuuuu emotion chart


And how do you feel today?

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How much rappers make per appearance

The Young, Black as well as Fabulous has put together the top. Here is the top of which top:


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Dog is mowing the lawn

It's the dog. And it's mowing the lawn.


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How much the war costs you


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Alibi prices


Seen at the club of a burger joint.

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70's Star Trek with kids

A couple of kids from Cape Cod have a Star Trek air blower movie in 1978. thirty years later, a video was redubbed as well as uploaded to Youtube.


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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Kick-ass goal celebration of the day

Only in Iceland: Halldor Orri as well as his associate group mates from Stjarnan, celebrate scoring the goal from the penalty flog in the game opposite Fylkir.


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WTF of the day: Can't nobody do me like Jesus


According to redditor keepreading, this was posted in the internal tiny locale newspaper.